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Sunday, March 15
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
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Missed a day? Here are the last 7 days of jokes.
Saturday, March 14
WordplayWhy do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Friday, March 13
KidsWhat do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
Thursday, March 12
WorkplaceWhy did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Wednesday, March 11
KidsWhat do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Tuesday, March 10
Dad JokeWhy did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Monday, March 9
KidsWhy did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Sunday, March 8
WordplayWhat do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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