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Sunday, March 15

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Previous Jokes

Missed a day? Here are the last 7 days of jokes.

Saturday, March 14

Wordplay

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Friday, March 13

Kids

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

Thursday, March 12

Workplace

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Wednesday, March 11

Kids

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Tuesday, March 10

Dad Joke

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Monday, March 9

Kids

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had too many problems.

Sunday, March 8

Wordplay

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

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