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Saturday, April 25
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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Missed a day? Here are the last 7 days of jokes.
Friday, April 24
Dad JokeWhy don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
Thursday, April 23
KidsWhat did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Wednesday, April 22
WordplayWhy do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Tuesday, April 21
KidsWhat do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
Monday, April 20
WorkplaceWhy did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
Sunday, April 19
Dad JokeWhy did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Saturday, April 18
WordplayWhat do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
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