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Sunday, April 5

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Previous Jokes

Missed a day? Here are the last 7 days of jokes.

Saturday, April 4

Wordplay

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Friday, April 3

Kids

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

Thursday, April 2

Workplace

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Wednesday, April 1

Kids

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Tuesday, March 31

Kids

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

Monday, March 30

Workplace

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Sunday, March 29

Dad Joke

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

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